Monday, May 15, 2006

Because just what you want is something else to try and get through security-check out....

My friend, while flipping through the infamous SkyMall catalog, found on all self-respecting airplanes, came across this gem of an invention (I'll let it speak for itself):

NEW! Cocoon yourself in revolutionary comfort.
The poshAir sleeping bag is a breakthrough in inflight comfort. This luxurious cocoon, that's easy to slip on and off, zips you into an extra layer of lightweight warmth. The poshAir features a hood, armholes, inside pocket and two belt loops for your visibly fastened seat belt to slip through. Patent pending, the poshAir - 65% polyester and 35% cotton brush machine washable fleece - is a modern, hygienic sleeping accommodation for travel. Convenient, chic and confortable, the poshAir may be used in private jets, commercial airplanes, helicopters, yachts, automobiles and trains. Proper care of a poshAir entails a gentle cold water machine wash cycle. Please do not tumble dry. For a maximized poshAir experience, please remove your shoes before stepping into your poshAir. Grey only. Tote bag included.
Adult sizes: S (5'4" L x 3' W), M (5'8" L x 3'W), L (6' L x 3' W), XL (6'4" L x 3' W).
Adult tote bag: 14.5" W x 12" L.


Plus, doesn't the guy in the picture look kind of like William Shatner?

5 comments:

bedeliap said...

that guy looks like he belongs in a cocoon. makes me feel funny.

bedeliap said...

new comment wut wut!!!

Anonymous said...

the guy looks so very pleased with himself. it's almost endearing but then i realize he's creepy. i mean...imagine the scene when he's stepping into the cocoon. did he go one leg at a time? or did he do both feet at once while he was sitting down and kind of scoot himself into it while sitting down?

Mucky Muck said...

"My poshAir makes me feel like a pea in a pod, comfortable." Isaiah Thomas, NBA Hall of Famer.

bedeliap said...

that pic makes me uncomfortable.